Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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