and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
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