I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
