What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Just pee around me
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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