My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Randomize
