That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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