the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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