Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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