we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
Randomize
