my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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