I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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