I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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