ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
