maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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