Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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