talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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