Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
Randomize
