Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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