Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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