When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
