she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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