shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I love you. Go after that dick
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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