we're blogging at a bar
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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