your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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