the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Randomize
