i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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