god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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