i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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