I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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