what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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