We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
Randomize