It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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