Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
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