i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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