What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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