Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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