my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Randomize
