I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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