I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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