with your own penis?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
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I need you to use more vowels.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
