North Korea, Best Korea!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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