We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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