mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Girls should come with a carfax report
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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