I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Randomize