sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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