oh god the rape fog is back!
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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