covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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