He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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