ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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