WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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