So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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