She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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