He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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