ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I have tasted many bathrooms
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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