Your tits are I can't wait for
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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